Returning home from a wonderful Memorial Day at the pool, I decided to stop at the local drug store to pick up a gallon of milk. As an added bonus, I spotted a ginormous bag of gummy worms and decided to purchase those as well.
As I returned to the car, I quickly and evenly distributed them to my motley crew. A few minutes later, protests broke out!
Nick: Guys, check this out! I can swallow a gummy worm and then right after, cough it back up again!
Gus: Nick that is sooo unfair. You get to eat twice as many as we do!
Jack: Totally unfair!!