Jack and Gus get into some massively gross burping contests that make me cringe. They seem so proud of their talents, no matter how disgusting it is to one of the few females in this family. I heard a recent burping exchange the other day in the living room, where Jack justified his smaller burp:
Gus: My burp was longer and louder than yours.
Jack: Yeah, but mine was smellier.
Gus: I'm going to work on it.
Jack: You need to.
I just shake my head and wonder where in the heck this stuff comes from. Thanksgiving, here we come! The rafters will be shaking!