I made a new version of my popular chicken pot pie recipe last night. I used a Bisquick crust instead of the regular pie crust recipe the family was accustomed to. This change was not popular with a certain man in my life.
Him: What's on the top of the chicken pot pie?
Her: It's a Bisquick crust. I did not have a pie crust.
Him: I can't eat that. It looks like the airplane food I got sick on when I returned home from Chile.
Her: OK. Don't eat it.
Him: (munching on salad) Did you wash the lettuce?
Her: Uh...yeah. Why?
Him: It's a little grainy. (He picks out a small bug from the lettuce.) Oh! No wonder the lettuce tasted grainy. (She glares.)
Her: (slightly perturbed) Well, EAT it anyway! Bugs don't eat much!