Boys can be so gross.
Today was no exception. Now I could spare you, dear readers, the day to day, gross boy stuff that circulates in the house of four crying out loud, but then I would be a dishonest writer wouldn't I? Writers must tell the truth, no matter how gross or how repulsive. My only comfort is that maybe, just maybe, you could have a gross boy too?
Gus: Dad, do buggars have sugar in them?
Dad: Why? Do you like the way they taste?
Dad: No they don't have sugar in them.