We are in Texas enjoying family and friends. As we enjoy our dinner, Gus, who is five, decides that he would disobey his father. Here is the conversation between the two:
Chris: (half-joking, half serious)Gus, since you disobeyed me, Santa will take one of his presents back and you get less for Christmas.
Gus: (snidely) That o.k. 'cuz I'll still get alot.
Chris: No. You were only getting FOUR presents and now you'll get THREE.
Gus: Oh yeah? Well, you are not going to get any presents either 'cuz you spank us with the belt.
Chris (realizing the logic in Gus's argument says jokingly): Well since I'm not getting any presents I can spank you all the time then.
Gus: (totally silent)
I think Chris won that debate.
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