We had to go and find a birthday present for Nick this evening. I had a hard time finding a parking spot, so Jack offered this suggestion:
Jack: Mom, you can park in the handicapped parking spot.
Me: I can?
Jack: Yeah, 'cause you are pregnant and that means you are handicapped.
Me: (laughing) Oh. Gee Jack, thanks. But I don't think I qualify, although some days I think I could.