I really loved this one! Don't ask me why, it just cracked me up!
HT: Julie D
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado. They are whirled off to the land of OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Great Wizard .
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? "
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly and says, "I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!" says the Wizard. Who's next? "
Richard Nixon steps forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!" says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up steps Dubya and says, "I'm told by some of the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
With one last look around, Clinton asks, "Is Dorothy here?"