Nick's public school nurse called me at home today to inform me that Nick was having trouble breathing in school. She wanted to give him some albuteral puffs to clear his passages and needed my permission. I gave her the go-ahead and then went down to the school to see how my little patient was. I brought Jack into the nurses office with me while Rebecca and Gus waited in the car. As we waited for the medication to take effect on Nick, the nurse started up a conversation with little Jack after she noticed Jack's Catholic school uniform.
Nurse: Oh, hello Jack. Will you be coming to the public school next year with your brother Nick?
Jack: (He's 6) No. I go to another school, it's a Catholic School.
Nurse: Oh, now...why do you go there?
Jack: 'Cause they kicked Jesus out of the public school.